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10 May 2015 @ 01:00 pm
Meme (Crack Crossovers Time, Part Deux)  
It's safe to say at this point that awanderingbard is my meme guru:

More meme questions + 2 additional characters

1. Sam Wilson (MCU)
2. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
3. Beverly Katz (Hannibal)
4. Joan Watson (Elementary)
5. Bucky Barnes (MCU)
6. Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)
7. Maria Stark (MCU)
8. James Bond (Skyfall)
9. Natasha Romanov (MCU)
10. Owen Harper (Torchwood)
11. John Watson (Sherlock)
12. Angie Martinelli (MCU)

1. Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Cecil Palmer) or 11 (John Watson)?

Even if we take into account the bizarre higher education system of Night Vale, John would be a better teacher. Cecil would be too busy being enthused by whatever topic or just horrifically angry about whatever topic to properly teach anything.

2. Do you think 2 (Jack Harkness) is hot?

Definitely he's got looks and charm, so yes. However, I wouldn't actually want to spend an evening with him since I'm pretty sure just about anyone who has romantic relations with Harkness dies.

3. 12 (Angie Martinelli) sends 8 (James Bond) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

I can imagine Angie maybe having a cold and sending Bond out on a mission for supplies. Like food, water, drugs, etc. Along the way, Bond has to ward off assassins and other bad guys which results in a drug store being blown up and killers pretending to be grocers ending up unconscious. After all that's been taken care of, he'll pick up the items. But probably end up forgetting something like the orange juice.

4. What is, or would be, 9's (Natasha Romanov's) favorite book?

Oooh. This is a tough one. Despite her incredibly difficult and colorful past, I'd like to think that Natasha would enjoy a book that's completely light or frivolous because it puts her in better touch with the life she's maybe yearning for sometimes. So maybe something fun and wildly popular like a Harry Potter book.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Jack Harkness) to swear fealty to 6 (Cecil Palmer), or the other way around?

Honestly, neither would swear fealty to anyone. Cecil's fealty is to Night Vale and possibly Carlos' perfect hair while Jack might find Cecil hugely entertaining and attractive, I doubt it would inspire loyalty of that kind.

6. For some reason, 5 (Bucky Barnes) is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 (Natasha Romanov), or 10 (Owen Harper)?

Natasha. They're both well trained operatives who can probably keep to each others' rules of the house without it turning into murder. Plus, the comics-verse makes them rooming together much more sense. Owen would no doubt annoy Bucky to Level 10 on Day 3 which could result in the apartment having way more holes in the walls as a notable feature.

7. 2 (Jack Harkness), 7 (Maria Stark), and 12 (Angie Martinelli) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Wow, this is Jack's lucky night. He gets to have dinner with two smart, sassy women. They'd no doubt go to a high scale restaurant but then probably go to some tiny hole in the wall place for dessert. Jack would flirt shamelessly with both of them and they'd rotate around speaking about science and the art/theater world.

8. 3 (Beverly Katz) challenges 10 (Owen Harper) to a duel. What happens?

Uh, this would probably stay within the realm of verbal dueling in which case Beverly would win. However, both are scientists who are trained in using guns but they'd probably have more fun one upping each other in the snark. Or perhaps they'd pull out some forensic problem and both try to solve it at the same time. Owen might win that one since he has more experience in thinking out of the box than Beverly. Because aliens.

9. If 1 (Sam Wilson) stole 8's (James Bond's) most precious possession, how would they get it back?

First of all, if Sam stole anyone's precious possession, it was probably by accident and he'd promptly return it if he found out. If it's mission-related, Bond would probably just kick down Sam's door and point a gun at his face. A fight might happen but I'm pretty sure Bond would win. If by some weird circumstance he doesn't, Q would probably make Sam's online life a living hell until the possession is returned.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Maria Stark) and 12 (Angie Martinelli) both attain what they most desire.

'The Eye of the Storm'

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Joan Watson) and 1 (Sam Wilson) to work together?

I can see Joan having once worked with a veteran who struggled with addiction who is now working with Sam at the VA in DC. Sherlock and Joan could be in DC for some other crime related stuff and the former addict contacts Joan because something happens at the VA that needs detective skills beyond what the local police could do. Through the investigation, Joan meets Sam. I think they'd get on really well.

12. If 7 (Maria Stark) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I would probably be a little self-conscious by how small my place is in comparison to the palace Maria's used to. However, I can see us making some dinner and having a chat. I'd try really hard not to psychoanalyze her and Howard's marriage.

13. If you could command 3 (Beverly Katz) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Well, since I'm not a killer nor am I trying to find one, I don't have a task that would fit Beverly's skill set. Maybe I could ask her to give me lessons on how to handle a gun? That might come in handy.

14. If 2 (Jack Harkness) had to choose sides between 4 (Joan Watson) and 5 (Bucky Barnes), which would it be?

Joan Watson, probably. Jack could easily idealize Joan's mentality to helping people with minimal violence and see her as a Good Person. I think having someone like that in his life whom he could follow appeals to Jack a lot given his somewhat sketchy moral history. While I can totally see Jack interacting with Bucky (the innuendos about mechanically superior arms would be nonstop), Bucky's own history of killing albeit due to brainwashing wouldn't appeal to Jack's desire to Do Good.

15. What might 10 (John Watson) shout while charging into battle?

"Oh god, of course..."

16. If you chose a song to represent 8 (James Bond), which song would you choose?

Neulore's "Shadow of a Man" comes to mind.

17. 1 (Sam Wilson), 6 (Cecil Palmer), and 12 (Angie Martinelli) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

This is really down to Cecil or Angie as I think Sam would be polite and offer it to them. Cecil might get there first but it would probably be for the purposes of figuring out what a scallion pancake is and during his observations, Angie would just pluck it off his plate and eat it.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Jack Harkness) to use on 10 (Angie Martinelli)?

A good pick up line? I think if they met, Jack's entire conversation with her would be one long pick up line. And Angie would encourage it just for fun.

19. What would 5 (Bucky Barnes) most likely be arrested for?

You mean, other than that he's known as the Fist of Hydra who assassinated a bunch of people? Then maybe for breaking something very expensive with his arm out of frustration. Like a car or an elevator.

20. What is 6's (Cecil Palmer's) secret?

This makes me laugh because I feel like Cecil doesn't have any secrets. He shares just about everything that enters his mind on air.

21. If 11 (John Watson) and 9 (Natasha Romanov) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Natasha. She's a trained operative who can get in anywhere in record time. She'd probably get to the destination first, leave a message for John at said destination and make it back to their starting point before he even gets to the destination.

22. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Maria Stark) or 8 (James Bond)?

Despite the fact that his very presence is probably why I'd be in danger in the first place, I'd go with Bond.
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The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 05:20 pm (UTC)
Angie and Bond are my new crack!ship. I can just picture him coming in, all dirty and burned and battered from a mission, and Angie just cheerfully suggesting he have a shower, and does he want a pastrami sandwich, because the deli is open and she can go get one for him and it looks like he's had a rough day. Then lots of sex, and Bond off again, with Angie waving him off and heading out to do a matinee of the show she's in.

Also I like number 11 as a very plausible plotline to a story.

Then maybe for breaking something very expensive with his arm out of frustration. Like a car or an elevator.

Tony: Dammit, can we go one week in this damned Tower without someone taking out the elevators?!
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 05:40 pm (UTC)
Angie and Bond are my new crack!ship.

Despite this upping my concern that something awful might happen to Angie, I very much support this crack!ship.

Tony: Dammit, can we go one week in this damned Tower without someone taking out the elevators?!

Tony would probably take it as a challenge to build indestructible elevators.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 06:01 pm (UTC)
Despite this upping my concern that something awful might happen to Angie, I very much support this crack!ship.

Hopefully Peggy would be there to keep an eye on things and keep her safe, though I don't think Bond and Peggy would get on on a personal level. Maybe a professional one. And Q would probably have the best 1940's security system going for her, on the DL. Because it's not like he cares about Bond or anything.

Tony would probably take it as a challenge to build indestructible elevators.

Hehehe.

Tony: Hey, Cyborg, come and give this a punch for me.
Bucky: *smashy smash*
Tony: Awesome! Russian Popsicle Test passed. Just need to see how it stands up to Enormous Green Rage Monsters and Norse Hammers, now.
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 06:08 pm (UTC)
Because it's not like he cares about Bond or anything.

Haha, oh Q.

Tony: Awesome! Russian Popsicle Test passed. Just need to see how it stands up to Enormous Green Rage Monsters and Norse Hammers, now.

I feel this is probably the litmus test Tony gives so many of his new toys. Could his newly souped up car survive the test? Having to live through an assault from the Hulk is probably the final test. It goes in the order of arm, hammer, and Hulk.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 06:16 pm (UTC)
Having to live through an assault from the Hulk is probably the final test. It goes in the order of arm, hammer, and Hulk.

This reminds me of Tony and Mim trying make Bruce and Nemi Hulk-proof apartment furniture, and Mim pretending to be a Hulk on the scale models to see if she could break them. I can totally picture her flying full speed into a scaled car model to see if it can stand up to Mjolnir.

Mim: Wheee! *head smash, tumbles to the floor*
Tony: *rubs face* Okay, ouch.
Mim: *throws wing in the air* Totally worth it. That was awesome.
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 06:18 pm (UTC)
The idea of tiny Mim pretending to be the Hulk is adorable.

Mim: RRRRrrrrr! Hulk smash tiny CAR!!
Nemi: Is the voice really necessary?
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 06:28 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!

Mim: *stern wing point* Yes. I can do you, too!
Nemi: Please don't.
Mim: *deep voice* Nemi like Little Bird
Nemi: I don't sound like that.
Mim: Little Bird is Nemi's best friend.
Nemi: No, you're not.
Mim: *does some somersaults* Nemi loves Little Bird friend.
Nemi: *giggle-snort* Shut up.


formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 06:32 pm (UTC)
Heeheehee!!

I love Mim and Nemi's conversations. Mim's so enthusiastic about being Nemi's friend.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 06:44 pm (UTC)
I stumbled upon a headcanon meme thing on Pinterest for Bruce and Tony, which was something about Tony not drinking as much when hanging out with Bruce because he didn't have to bring his intellectual level down, Bruce could keep up. I'm not sure if I agree with the idea, but I really liked the concept of Bruce being the first person Tony has ever met who he can just talk to and not have to explain himself, and be understood. He can just stream of consciousness at him and he picks it up. I based my last daemon!fic with the two of them on that idea, to some degree.



formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 07:01 pm (UTC)
I don't really go with the idea that Tony drinks in an effort to dull boredom or to dumb himself down. However, I can believe maybe he thinks less about drinking because he's so occupied with chatting with Bruce who can keep up.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 07:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I didn't think the drinking aspect of it worked for me, but I liked the idea of Tony finding a different sort of kindred spirit in Bruce. Rhodey and Pepper are family and they love Tony and Tony loves them, but it's nice every once in a while for Tony to talk to someone who understands him in that particular way. I think that's why Mim is so enthusiastic with Nemi. They're like souls, to some degree.

I'm off for a nap now. Good random crack nattering. I'll talk to you later!
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 08:40 pm (UTC)
Hope you're having a good nap!

You might have actually already shown me this but here's baby!Issie taking a nap herself: http://joonscribble.tumblr.com/post/118635871749/babyanimalposts-feeling-sad-you-need-this-blog
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 09:42 pm (UTC)
Awww! I can totally picture Steve having a little raggy thing his mom sewed for him when he was little and in the hospital, that he outgrew, but Issie continued to sleep with for a little while after he decided he was too old.

This is how I picture you find Haddie and Mim after a day of Jarvis looking after Tony. Jarvis is probably sleeping in nearby armchair with Tony snoozing in his lap.

Howard: I just...i
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 10th, 2015 10:18 pm (UTC)
I'd like to think Howard finds the sight really adorable while also be a little annoyed with himself that he rarely does things like that with Tony. Like I can see Dejeni reaching out to grab Demira while she's sleeping and Howard telling her to leave it alone.

Howard: They're fine here. Let them keep sleeping.
Dejeni: Yeah, but...we made that new gun we can show them.
Howard: We're not waking them up to show off weapons.
Dejeni: Fine. How come we never nap with them?
Howard: You know why. We're not talking about this again.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 10th, 2015 10:52 pm (UTC)
Sorry about the cut off Howard there, I think I was going to write something and then I wasn't and apparently I stopped halfway in between.

I'd like to think Howard finds the sight really adorable while also be a little annoyed with himself that he rarely does things like that with Tony.

That was exactly what my cut off thought was going to be.

I have a 'Jarvis and toddler!Tony have a day together fic' started in both daemon and non-daemon formats, with Howard urgently and almost literally throwing Tony into Jarvis' arms to go deal with a crisis. I anticipate a day of Jarvis finding 'fun' cleaning tasks for Tony to do, and Howard might come home to find this sort of scene taking place.
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on May 11th, 2015 12:31 am (UTC)
I anticipate a day of Jarvis finding 'fun' cleaning tasks for Tony to do

Awww! I can imagine adult Tony recounting all the fun days he used to help Jarvis clean. To which Pepper would be like, "Why don't you ever recreate that by picking up after yourself?"
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on May 11th, 2015 01:45 am (UTC)
Tony: Are you going to tell me I'm a good lad and make me an omelette?
Pepper: No.
Tony: Then I don't feel like it's a good use of my time.