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17 June 2013 @ 01:41 pm
Meme (ADHD Friendly)  
An old meme that I wanted to repeat since being jetlagged puts me in the zone for quick fics:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you 1-3 sentences of or about it.

Crossovers are acceptable and encouraged.
 
 
 
aelfgyfu_mead: Being Humanaelfgyfu_mead on June 17th, 2013 05:53 pm (UTC)
How about that story where Sherlock and John meet a panicked George, who is about to transform and really very badly wants them to go away, which makes Sherlock only want to stay?
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 01:27 am (UTC)
The Incident of the Wolf in the Nighttime

“Maybe we should go,” John suggested.

Sherlock didn’t bother to spare him a glance. “Why?”

“Because standing in the middle of the woods, staring at a naked man isn’t something I’m keen on doing all night,” hissed John. He tried to smile benignly in the direction of the aforementioned naked man while somehow preventing his eyes from landing on all the nakedness.

Sherlock continued to keep his focus unapologetically on the figure in front of them who was still trying to shoo them away with his hands while keeping everything covered. “Aren’t you the least bit curious what’s going to happen?”

“Strangely, no. I’m not.”

“Yeah,” the naked man agreed, going for a casual laugh that came out more watery and hysterical. “It’s really not all that interesting. I mean, nothing. Nothing interesting is going to happen…”

“So what will happen?” Sherlock asked. John nearly groaned. His flatmate had that determined look he always got when on the trail of something he thought would be interesting.

“Nothing!” the naked man practically shrieked. “Just…you know. More nakedness.”

“What are you doing out here?” demanded Sherlock with an interrogator’s gleam in his eyes.

There was an overly long stretch of silence. “…Bit of astronomy?”
aelfgyfu_mead: Annie and Georgeaelfgyfu_mead on June 18th, 2013 02:19 am (UTC)
Awesome! I laughed my head off! I can totally hear all three voices, and they're just right.

Astronomy!
formerly lifeinsomniac: GeorgeAnniejoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 10:12 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it!

I shall miss George's slightly shrieky voice. Good thing Russell Tovey tends to use it a lot with other characters.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on June 18th, 2013 05:34 am (UTC)
I don't even really know much bout Being Human, but this totally cracked me up! Great job.
formerly lifeinsomniac: HalDominosjoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 10:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Halfway through writing it I had the urge to watch the Hound episode again.
Dusty: SPN. Rainy Daysdustlines on June 20th, 2013 03:47 am (UTC)
Astronomy. *cackles* Wow, that ending took me completely by surprise. This is wonderful!
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on June 17th, 2013 08:55 pm (UTC)
The one where Greg Lestrade and Connie Murphy are really very capable without their unusual companions' help.
formerly lifeinsomniac: DresdenGuardianjoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 12:43 am (UTC)
Third Wheel

Harry estimated he had nearly gotten run over at least four times by the time he made it to the restaurant. In his mind he imagined the chaos would most likely be at Magenta Alert. Getting the six o’clock news to not blast this one all over the airwaves was going to be hard. He would probably have to call in a favor from Susan. There would most likely be body parts to deal with.

However, as Harry rounded the last corner with the staff brandished for action, what he hadn’t imagined would greet him was the sight of Murphy and Lestrade sharing what looked like a slice of chocolate cake, standing in the alleyway just next to the restaurant destination. At their feet was the Horgue, most of its scales hidden under a discreetly placed coat. It was then Harry noticed that Lestrade was standing in his suit only.

“Harry,” Murphy greeted, waving him over with a plastic fork. “Great. I thought we’d have to carry this thing to you.”

“What?” Harry stared at the Horgue that still clearly alive but out for the count. “This…what?”

“Connie punched it,” Lestrade explained around a mouthful of cake.

“On the forehead. Greg ‘s idea,” she added, grinning at Lestrade.

The inspector half shrugged and Harry could swear he thought he saw the man’s face redden a little in the dim lighting. “Well, you know…kind of looks like a shark’s nose, doesn’t it?” he said, gesturing to the overly protruding area. “One hit and it went down like bricks.” He gazed rather admiringly at Murphy, who mostly didn’t hide her smile as she helped herself to another forkful of cake.
The Writer They Call Tayawanderingbard on June 18th, 2013 12:56 am (UTC)
Oh, this is wonderful! Just brilliant. Kicking ass and eating cake, damn straight.

He gazed rather admiringly at Murphy, who mostly didn’t hide her smile as she helped herself to another forkful of cake.

*squishes them*
formerly lifeinsomniac: LestradeCocktailjoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 10:13 pm (UTC)
I'll ship them forever. Somehow in my mind they got together. Thanks for the prompt!
aelfgyfu_mead: Dresdenaelfgyfu_mead on June 18th, 2013 02:20 am (UTC)
Oh, I wish I had a Lestrade icon here! I really enjoyed this!
formerly lifeinsomniac: LestradeCocktailjoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 10:13 pm (UTC)
Yay, glad you enjoyed it!
quickyfant: Hannibalquickyfant on June 18th, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
The one where a murder wizard (Hannibal) and an empath (Will) bump into a real wizard (Harry) and a dead necromancer (Bob) in the cheese aisle.
formerly lifeinsomniac: HannibalWilljoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 03:27 am (UTC)
I just KNEW if you left me a prompt, it would be related to "Hannibal"! :)
quickyfant: Hannibalquickyfant on June 18th, 2013 03:51 am (UTC)
This show has done a number on me, truly... :S But yes I wanted something with Hannibal, but I so miss Harry and Bob all the time. I tried to think of Hannibal with any show and all was crack, Hannibal itself seems like a bad dream all the time, so I thought it can be crack with The Dresden Files in it, a murder wizard has to meet a real wizard sometime while apparating with lungs and sausages. ;)
formerly lifeinsomniac: HannibalWilljoonscribble on June 18th, 2013 10:15 pm (UTC)
a murder wizard has to meet a real wizard sometime while apparating with lungs and sausages. ;)

Hannibal would completely pretend that a transportation spell went horribly wrong and it only teleported the person's organs.
quickyfant: Hannibalquickyfant on June 19th, 2013 03:33 am (UTC)
"I tried to explain to them the three D's of apparating, he didnt listen. So splinching occurred. But I will see that the lungs dont go to waste."
formerly lifeinsomniac: DresdenGuardianjoonscribble on June 20th, 2013 05:42 am (UTC)
Yours actually had to go into an entry of its own! http://joonscribble.livejournal.com/371631.html
quickyfant: smilequickyfant on June 20th, 2013 05:04 pm (UTC)
*Grins* Yay an entry of its own! :) Thank you!