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16 June 2012 @ 12:41 pm
Not A Film Review in the Least: Prometheus  
I cannot review this movie until sometime after I've finished writing my final paper for the previous semester. So for now, feast your eyes on cleolinda's brilliant Prometheus in 15 Minutes.

As the title suggests, it spoils the entire movie. It spoils it with the LOLs.
 
 
 
quickyfant: Bob spyquickyfant on June 16th, 2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
I want to see that movie and am afraid if I should let myself be spoiled or not... :S :S :S I hope you enjoyed it! And good luck on the paper! :)
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on June 16th, 2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
And good luck on the paper! :)

Thanks!

I would definitely encourage you to wait to see the movie before you read the recap. It makes the entire experience that much funnier.
quickyfant: crazy!Tenquickyfant on June 26th, 2012 03:15 am (UTC)
By the way I went to see it, enjoyed it immensely and then enjoyed the movie in fifteen minutes even more! :D :D :D
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on June 26th, 2012 03:17 am (UTC)
David's smiley emoticons are just that much more hilarious having seen the film.
quickyfant: crazy!Tenquickyfant on June 26th, 2012 03:20 am (UTC)
Yes they are so well placed! :)

But she had me laughing so loud with her definition of boredom Boredom will now be measured in millidavids! >:D Its perfect! :D
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on June 26th, 2012 03:21 am (UTC)
"HE SAID REAL BOYS TRY HARDER."
quickyfant: crazy!Tenquickyfant on June 26th, 2012 03:26 am (UTC)
She does that so good HI MOMMY, THIS IS SO AWESOME, LET'S GO SCIENCE SOMETHING, I CAN'T WAIT TO ASK OUR MAKERS WHY I'M A SQUID!!!

I couldnt stop laughing and since I was addicted when I finished reading m15 on Prometheus I couldnt resist to click on all the Twilight stuff even if I never have or will watch/read them, but I am sure her m15 on it made it better than the original material! >:D ;)
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on June 26th, 2012 03:27 am (UTC)
Her 15 minute movie recaps are INCREDIBLE.
quickyfant: crazy!Tenquickyfant on June 26th, 2012 03:30 am (UTC)
They are! I spent a good time just laughing at my screen! :) Scared my dog! ;) :D
Astoundingly fond of avocados and rainy weather.: BL_FlamingoInCrowdguardian_chaos on June 18th, 2012 10:42 am (UTC)
Yikes, that post is unbelievably accurate. I saw Prometheus about a week ago, and while I loved Michael Fassbender as David, I couldn't help but think that the movie had gotten lost at some point and was too proud to ask for directions.

I did like that one line about pain, in the beginning: "The trick is not minding it." I feel like there was a lot of potential in that, but unfortunately the movie neglected it utterly. As well as the talk about David's soul. Very sad. :(

Oh, but Noomi Rapace is always a delight. So I suppose seeing the movie was not a total loss!

I hope your paper-writing is going well!
formerly lifeinsomniacjoonscribble on June 18th, 2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
I hope your paper-writing is going well!

Thanks!

Yikes, that post is unbelievably accurate.

The little smiley faces she put at the end of some of David's lines were so damn accurate.